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Posts Tagged ‘ playboy ’

News in Brief-Family Feud “A Bit Of Craic”

fighting-kidsDublin’s new bridge, crossing the Liffey at Marlborough Street and connecting Luas lines on each side of the river, is looking for a name. A list of 85 possibilities were suggested by the general public which has been short listed by Dublin Council to 17. Word of advice to Dublin City Council: don’t ask the public to decide things like this. They will take the piss. Some suggestions in a comments thread on The Times website included: Bosco Bridge; Daniel Day Luas Bridge (nice); Da Plain People O’Ireland Bridge; Jedward Bridge; and NIB favourite, the Feckin’ Bridge.

This year’s Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking Festival is going gay. ’The Outing’ aims to offer gay and lesbian participants a matchmaking service to rival it’s straight counterpart with drag shows and ceilìs combined. Music, dancing and matchmaking will be overseen by Panti, ’Drag High-Queen of Ireland’ (who knew we were a monarchy?), at a price of €199 per person, sharing. Obviously they’re confident about meeting Mr or Mrs Right in Clare. Continue reading

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News in Brief-Taoiseach Bares All For Playboy As Irish Conker Championships Placed In Doubt

Comeback : Far Cry From Reality

At Shannon Airport security fears have increased after two unlikely anti-war protestors made it on to the runway. Well, almost. Margaretta D’Arcy (78), a playwright and peace campaigner, and Niall Farrell (59), a member of Galway Alliance Against War planned to stage a peaceful protest on the eleventh anniversary of the beginning of the Iraq war but were spotted by air traffic control. Mrs D’Arcy also hoped to scatter her husbands ashes on the flight path but was unable to do so before her subsequent arrest. They were apprehended before they reached the runway and were later released without charge. Gardai investigating the breach said they couldn’t find any damage to the perimeter concluding the pensioner and her companion must have ‘scaled the fence’.

Already plans are underway to celebrate next St Patrick’s Day not here in Ireland but in Rio de Janeiro. The famous statue of Christ the Redeemer, which stands guard over the city is to be lit up in green next March 17th after President Michael D Higgins and the Archbishop of Rio de Janeiro Orani Joao Tempesta signed an agreement. Perhaps they got the date wrong perhaps they meant April 1st?

Mattie McGrath TD for Tipperary South has described Enda Kenny as; “a playboy on the front page of Time magazine” in a speech about the Fiscal Responsibility Bill and Government kite-flying (they do love it don’t they!). Except that’s not quite what he told the Dáil; “The most sickening thing last week was to see the Taoiseach on the front page of Playboy magazine.” Quite.

Bleeding canker is ruining our conkers! Fears are growing conkers may be of short supply at the 13th annual Irish Conker Championships in Kilkenny after the tree disease, bleeding canker, has blighted horse-chestnut trees. Organisers are tasked with collecting 30,000 conkers in order to select 500 that meet competition standards but face being understocked this year. Susan Murphy, chairperson of the Irish Conker Championships has asked anybody with their own stock to donate to the cause.

‘Taken 2, the action movie sequel starring Liam Neeson and based on the kidnap of himself and his ex wife has only recently been released but already plans are underway for the sixty year old Irish actor to return in ‘Taken 3’. Now that’s just careless but nonetheless “He will find you, he will ….” …. you know the score at this stage.

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